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deviant since Apr 13, 2002 -rez-
United Kingdom
Current Residence: Aldershot, Hampshire, United Kingdom
Favourite genre of music: Progressive Trance, Breakbeat, Hardcore Trance & Dance, Techno, Euphoria, Drum n' Bass
Favourite style of art: Animated & Still 3D
Operating System: Win XP Professional
MP3 player of choice: Creative Nomad 6GB Jukebox :P
Shell of choice: Net Explorer 6
Wallpaper of choice: Four Seasons WP by Silveryn
Skin of choice: MMD3
Favourite cartoon character: Dexter + Cartman
Personal Quote: Whats your name? What have you had? Reach for the Lasers...Safe as F**k
1.. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas, Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but fortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his
pocket. (hellllllooooooo!)

8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!) Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE....Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer...

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TSR-Pr Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2008
hi, just passing by! :D how come you say you've been on dA since April 13 2002, but it says you've been on since Jan 10 2003?
Anyway, bye! :D
OrospuCocugu Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2007   Writer
still u want "cccp" name ?
lilscry Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2005
URGENT URGENT URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My heart goes to the people who have been ripped off by Bank Of America and their Employees

I can not explain in right words what Bank of America has done to me
They have ruined my life; this Bank is full of CIRMINALS. Employees are looting, and those! BIG SHOTS are just watching and doing nothing.
We the people who put our trust in them to protect our valuables.
“WHAT A SHAME” Please raise your voice and join me. I will be holding Press Conference within two weeks. Send me your Email for the date and time.

Please go to my website for details regarding Bank of America!!!!!!!!!


Thank You
breakbeat Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2005
cool webcam :thumbsup:
snader Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2005
Thanks for the comment! :)
londonxpress Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2005
Late 90s trance will always have a place in my heart :D
Any favourite artists?

Thanks for stopping by :hug:

ultimacey Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2005
thanks ;)
puttmannen Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2004
Happy New Year!
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